[Note] Dibella's Bawdy Song [Merged]
Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2018 4:40 am
[I think this would be best as a fairly rare, if not unique, scroll or piece of paper - rather than a book. Stash it in the Bards College or something]
Well the clan of ol’ Shor were sat ‘round looking glum
For in there between them Aldu-ey did stir
But then clever Dibella took up her two drums
And broke into song as they gaped up at her
Dib’la-delly, Dib’la-day
A dragon can fuck just so much, so they say
If a death without mead is a price you won’t pay
Then a life lived forever’s just a good fuck away
Wise Mara was first, o, a goddess in heat
She needed no urging to get under the drake
And Kyn, feeling hungry, went straight for the meat
The Queens of the Sky, what a sound they did make
Dib’la-delly, Dib’la-day
A dragon can fuck just so much, so they say
If a death without mead is a price you won’t pay
Then a life lived forever’s just a good fuck away
Now Pa Shor and Tun were not too dead to rise
One small like a fox, one big as a bear
They took an end each and they met with their eyes
And roasted Aldu-ey like a campfire hare
Dib’la-delly, Dib’la-day
A dragon can fuck just so much, so they say
If a death without mead is a price you won’t pay
Then a life lived forever’s just a god-fuck away
When all’s said and done, the gods did their job
Poor old Aldu-ey was too tired to burn
So take out your sheath or take out your knob
If for a world left uneaten your clansmen do yearn
Well the clan of ol’ Shor were sat ‘round looking glum
For in there between them Aldu-ey did stir
But then clever Dibella took up her two drums
And broke into song as they gaped up at her
Dib’la-delly, Dib’la-day
A dragon can fuck just so much, so they say
If a death without mead is a price you won’t pay
Then a life lived forever’s just a good fuck away
Wise Mara was first, o, a goddess in heat
She needed no urging to get under the drake
And Kyn, feeling hungry, went straight for the meat
The Queens of the Sky, what a sound they did make
Dib’la-delly, Dib’la-day
A dragon can fuck just so much, so they say
If a death without mead is a price you won’t pay
Then a life lived forever’s just a good fuck away
Now Pa Shor and Tun were not too dead to rise
One small like a fox, one big as a bear
They took an end each and they met with their eyes
And roasted Aldu-ey like a campfire hare
Dib’la-delly, Dib’la-day
A dragon can fuck just so much, so they say
If a death without mead is a price you won’t pay
Then a life lived forever’s just a god-fuck away
When all’s said and done, the gods did their job
Poor old Aldu-ey was too tired to burn
So take out your sheath or take out your knob
If for a world left uneaten your clansmen do yearn