[Book] Trolkins off Tam'rel

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[Book] Trolkins off Tam'rel

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Words of wisdom from a (slightly illiterate) Nord from Jerall Mountains. It's about Trolls.
Im Rhugnar, unter off the Snopircerclan. Az Jeralite, I now relly a lot about Trols. Zere ise a lotoff Trols, moar than the plain duilers now about. Ziciz wy I wrot zis too prevent plain duilers from beeng eeten by Trols.

Snotrols are Trols leeving in muntain an snofeeld. Zey ide an strikke. Much dangerus during blizzar. U cant see then.
Cavtrols dont lik lite. Zey ide in cavs. Somtim unters sink zey aproach beer den but no a Trol family leev heer. Cavtrol leev iz den at nite.
Forestrols leev in ze wood. Zey eet deers an boars bu zey atak caravans too. Familis leev in ole in ze groond or in ruins. Dad sed iz grandad sed Forestrols can tam wolfs too.
I erd zat Witerun witch even keep some. But it cant be troo beecoz Trols eet peepol so citi duilers cant agreed to keep Trols.
Troluaj are seetrols. Onti sed zey are ere too, zat Trols ar avriwere. Troluaj looks lik a fish. Moma Troluaj can be reely big, so big she can sink bot. Onti sed zat zey ar Trols zat wanted too be whales. But whales ar sacred so zey just becam fishs.
Gnols ar littel Trols leeving sooth. Itiz a gnomish-trol becoz itiz smole. Gnols leev inside Gnol moontain in galeris. Zey ar less meen zan normal Trols an steel razerzan atak. But somtim zey gazzer an becam dangeroos. Eeven smole a Trol iz a Trol. Zatiz ze best lesson.
Onti sed zat Gnols id a sekret under ze moontain. But shee reefuze too tel.
I can ease the reading somehow. I hesitated to add some informations, like how fight them, identify their tracks... But that would make the text longer (an we dont want moar misspelings).

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